Teach them to take a trophy young.
h/t artologica. Check out her shop.
Something to hang next to all those fancy pants diplomas.
Because every office could use a grilled cheese in heaven.
…some tasteful home furnishings to distract him…
Click to embiggen. From fab.com, these beauties come in white, black, and “zombie”.
I mean seriously? “No Ebonics”?