Teach them to take a trophy young.
h/t artologica. Check out her shop.
Right between the shoe charm and the baby rattle charm. The veins are an elegant touch. Get yours here.
Each sperm is an individually made, custom order. You can even have it attached to a key ring.
Something to hang next to all those fancy pants diplomas.
Because every office could use a grilled cheese in heaven.
So, you might as well add them all. Chains, felt, studs, and a zipper up the back to boot. Except it’s not a boot. It’s a shoe.
From Shoe Dazzle.